Tumblr (3.0; @supersaiyan-imjussayin)http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpeb6DUla1roycqeo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpeb6DUla1roycqeo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpeb6DUla1roycqeo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpeb6DUla1roycqeo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/20645013293http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/20645013293Sat, 07 Apr 2012 06:58:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpfjsg6FO1qlceh0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpfjsg6FO1qlceh0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpfjsg6FO1qlceh0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpfjsg6FO1qlceh0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/20645008911http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/20645008911Sat, 07 Apr 2012 06:58:02 -0400Garrus: All right, my turn. What’s the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?<br /> Joker: Uh... I give up.<br /> Garrus: Correct!<br /> Joker: All right big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spikey monster?<br /> Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, that one goes back to Shanxi.<br /> Joker: Gotta respect the classics!<br /> Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?<br /> Joker: 602. 600 to vote on it, one to ask the asari councilor for help, and one to request a seat on the Council afterward. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?<br /> Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?<br /> Joker: You’re shitting me! The turian military has one about me?<br /> Garrus: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven. <br /> Joker: All right, why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?<br /> Garrus: So their marines can beat someone in hand to hand drills.<br /> Joker: Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what’s the hardest part about treating the turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?<br /> Garrus: Figuring out which side took the rocket. http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/20636620462http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/20636620462Sat, 07 Apr 2012 01:14:09 -0400Garrus: That's right, I was with Shepard... from the very beginning. <br /> James: That just means you're old.<br /> Garrus: Still think you can win this, huh? <br /> James: I can do this all day, Scars.<br /> Garrus: Funny you mention those. Ever heard the name 'Archangel'?<br /> James: I might've.<br /> Garrus: You know you have. ...I'm Archangel.<br /> James: Maybe I heard something about that too.<br /> Garrus: Then maybe you also heard that, for a couple months there, the crime rate on Omega mysteriously dropped while Archangel did a little 'housecleaning'.<br /> James: So you ran a cleaning service on Omega? Back on Fehl Prime, I uncovered a pair of Harvesters. Had to kill them. By myself.<br /> Garrus: Two wormnecks, that's... almost impressive.<br /> James: Oh, that's not even the best part. They left behind an egg. It hatched, and I trained it to let me fly it.<br /> Garrus: The Alliance teach you to make up crap like that, or did you figure it out all by yourself?<br /> James: It's a gift. You've been through a lot, Scars.<br /> Garrus: You giving up?<br /> James: Nah, I got more. Just don't like to talk about it.<br /> Garrus: Fair enough... we've all got one of those.<br /> James: Just one, huh?<br /> Garrus: Yeah. Not every story has a happy ending.<br /> James: Except there was this one time I teamed up with a turian named Garrus Vakarian. He was pretty good with a gun, but he thought he was some kind of hotshot.<br /> Garrus: Yeah, I knew this wise-ass marine named Jimmy Vega -- sounds like a pole-dancer on Omega -- always got on my nerves. But the kid was all right. Had guts when it counted.<br /> James: And together they cured the genophage.<br /> Garrus: And made peace between the geth and the quarians.<br /> James: And finally kicked the Reapers from this galaxy and into the next.<br /> Garrus: With a little help from their friends.<br /> James: Nah, it was just us. ...But mostly me.<br /> <br /> http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/20636501496http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/20636501496Sat, 07 Apr 2012 01:11:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1nh3awWtn1qk7hbto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/20636490070http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/20636490070Sat, 07 Apr 2012 01:11:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1yuteouw31r166kao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1yuteouw31r166kao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1yuteouw31r166kao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1yuteouw31r166kao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Garrus! DRUMS!</p> <p>Wrex! KEYBOARD!</p> <p>Tali! VOCALS!</p> <p>WATCH OUT, HERE COME THE REAPERS MASS EFFECT!!!!</p>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/20636260982http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/20636260982Sat, 07 Apr 2012 01:06:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m23fbn5QiB1rphfigo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fucking Garrus</p>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/20636086811http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/20636086811Sat, 07 Apr 2012 01:02:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxww5uINxk1qa12hvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19048573906http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19048573906Sat, 10 Mar 2012 02:54:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5eutdyMLs1qzh5gno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19048372086http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19048372086Sat, 10 Mar 2012 02:45:47 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0nowbGaJY1rphfigo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19046461463http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19046461463Sat, 10 Mar 2012 01:33:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0xw06emGT1qb0n7vo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19046450637http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19046450637Sat, 10 Mar 2012 01:33:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6gioqfS3f1qaaa5bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19046214316http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19046214316Sat, 10 Mar 2012 01:26:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6hwpaJNXU1qzuw2fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19046205465http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19046205465Sat, 10 Mar 2012 01:26:01 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6mh0cSLCN1qaaa5bo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19046197036http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19046197036Sat, 10 Mar 2012 01:25:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81h5x9M051qaaa5bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19046189404http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19046189404Sat, 10 Mar 2012 01:25:33 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l89momzNeS1qaaa5bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19045167320http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19045167320Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:56:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwynurUkzg1qzkbodo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19045153427http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/19045153427Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:56:03 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9onwhm41j1qzt39eo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/18995634857http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/18995634857Fri, 09 Mar 2012 03:44:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9805cHR6F1qaaowno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/18995631746http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/18995631746Fri, 09 Mar 2012 03:43:55 -0500<p><a href="http://lumos-maxima.tumblr.com/post/1474119766">lumos-maxima</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbc054j8ZQ1qzkmqd.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/18995323890http://supersaiyan-imjussayin.tumblr.com/post/18995323890Fri, 09 Mar 2012 03:25:16 -0500